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Friday Nite Funnies (On Wednesday)

To frigging funny.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) cited seniors’ love of junk mail in urging passage of a United States Postal Service reform bill.

“And when talking about seniors, seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world,” Reid continued. “Elderly Americans, more than anyone in America, rely on the United States Postal Service, but unless we act quickly, thousands of post offices … will close. I’ve said this earlier today; I repeat it.”

I didn't realize how much I looked forward to getting my junk mail every day, so I can communicate and feel a part of the real world either.
One too many left hooks land on your skull Harry?
I don't look forward to becoming a senile, bitter old man with no grip on reality like Harry though.

Energy Policy Puts Gas At 3.99 Today

In beautiful downtown Bismarck ND this morning ethanol was $3.89, regular was $3.99.

Thanks Joe, you prove your stupidity on a daily basis.

Polar Ice Freezes Al Gore

The most Polar Ice ever recorded?

So much for an ice-free Arctic. Henry Hudson’s long-ago dream of a Northwest Passage that would link England to the Orient by sea will have to wait another century as Mother Earth gives him the cold shoulder. Again.

From Real Science: “1979 was the peak year for Arctic ice, yet 2012 has more ice around Greenland and Alaska than 1979 did.”

Mother Nature bi*ch slaps Al again...

More Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

I don't even know where to start with this.

There is no way in hell any of these geniuses read this piece of sh*t bill.

Friday Nite Funnies ( on monday)

Too frigging funny.

“At 1:00 PM, the Vice President will attend a meeting of the Government Accountability and Transparency Board in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. At 2:30 PM, the Vice President will meet with representatives of the National Sheriffs’ Association in the Roosevelt Room. These meetings are closed press.”

He works for the smartest man in Washington.

Ben Speaks Stocks Drop

What? That recovery is not as robust as the ~~henchmen~~ media have told us?

Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke characterized the pace of economic growth as “uneven and modest by historical standards” in his semi-annual speech before Congress at 10 a.m. He acknowledged some improvement in the labor market and said that headwinds like Europe and a weak housing market would fade beyond 2012. The central bank will release it's report on econoimc conditions, known as the Beige Book, at 2 p.m.

Uneven and modest? Or for the common folk, the economy has flatlined...

Secretary Chu Is Proud Of High Gas Prices

Prices are still not high enough.

The Energy Department isn’t working to lower gasoline prices directly, Secretary Steven Chu said Tuesday after a Republican lawmaker scolded him for his now-infamous 2008 comment that gas prices in the U.S. should be as high as in Europe.

Instead, DOE is working to promote alternatives such as biofuels and electric vehicles, Chu told House appropriators during a hearing on DOE’s budget.

Seems to be a recurring theme for these creeps.

But Americans need relief now, Rep. Alan Nunnelee (R-Miss.) said — not high gasoline prices that could eventually push them to alternatives.

“I can’t look at motivations. I have to look at results. And under this administration the price of gasoline has doubled,” Nunnelee told Chu.

Gas prices doubling under Obama's watch is not enough to get everyone into golf carts yet.

The Privilege Of Being An American

Screw you Tim...
You tried to avoid paying your fair share.

Assheads like Geithner are the problem with our system. Taxes for thee but not for me.

Obama The Centrist

So says Mr. Shipman.

Carney told reporters today that Obama has proposed “what is by any clear-eyed definition a very common-sense, centrist agenda.” He criticized Republicans for ”the obstructionist approach” they have taken to the president’s policies.

Huh? I don't know where to go with this. Obama is so far left of center the scale breaks.